Why is it when.........

I ask if you want tea, pop or water................you say you want coffee??

One of the things I hate about my job is seating clients. Not because I hate seating them, but because I hate coffee. I have never once offered coffee, but do you know how many people ask for it anyway?

I hate coffee. I hate the taste and I especially hate the smell.

When I was pregnant with my daughter I worked in a Bakery. I was 18. The smell made me throw up every morning. I was lucky enough that the afternoon lady traded me shifts until I was able to stop getting sick.

Anyways, I hate coffee.